When you set your phone to vibrate, shove it into your ass, and have your partner call you repeatedly.
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by aFRIGGINbeech March 25, 2019
Get the New Goof Bootin’ mug.When a group of guys are very close friends and comfortable with their sexuality. They will participate in things such as streaking together, saying very sexual things to each other, and can say that they have seen each other naked more times than their wives or girlfriends.
Person 1 " Wow, you guys tend to act pretty gay with each other."
Person 2 "We aren't actually gay, just New Ulm gay."
Person 2 "We aren't actually gay, just New Ulm gay."
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