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National Kiss Day 

The day where you can kiss anyone you want without any consequences. You could have a boyfriend but kiss your best friend it doesn’t matter tho cause it’s National Kiss Day
Molly: Why did you just kiss Mike you have a boyfriend

Me: Oh its ok it’s National Kiss Day

Wood Kiss 

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.
Wood Kiss by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019

National kiss day 

National kiss day is on November 21 and where you kiss someone you love or like.
National kiss day by Girl_puppies November 20, 2019

Mop Kiss 

Sticking one's tongue in another persons mouth and moving it around in an intense circular motion, while making wet and sloppy sounds.
He gave me a mop kiss and I liked it
Mop Kiss by sdjcni December 10, 2019

Turtle Kiss 

After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss
"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".

"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
Turtle Kiss by ThighGlider December 18, 2019

first kiss 

"Hey Joe what is up dog"."I just had my first kiss with Carmella".