fat jake

a big ass dude. like when you look at him just big as shit

bro there’s fat jake, he jumped and 50 dead in alaska

by bearrrrrrrrrrrr April 27, 2024

Jake

Jake is the type of person to get shipped with a chair, and a female at the same time. HIIIIII JAKE :3

Jake got shipped with a chair?!?!?!?!?!?!

by a random human :3 June 9, 2022

Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024

Jake

Jake is someone who familiarizes ghosting people, but they are very charming! Jake runs away from their problems; however, they are very physically athletic people.

Did you hear that Jake ghosted another girl?

by kooplia May 31, 2020

Jake L

a dumb bitch who is offensive to many and has stupid friends that say slurs!

Person A: did you know Jake L? He was a horrible guy

Person B: ikr

by Y O U October 4, 2022

Jake

Typically a man who doesn’t support his child for years then has another child with another woman and then he wants to be apart of his first kids life, but only because the new girl is making him.

Did you use a condom? You don’t want to end up with a Jake.

by Totesgerman September 3, 2020

Jakes

Often referred to in drill rap, Jakes are symbolized as cops, or police officers

Runnin' from the jakes

by lanq April 30, 2023