When you use the indie girls crystals as an ass dildo and it comes out with shit on it so you smear it on the wall spelling your name, light some incense, and worship it
I went home with one of them alt indie girls from tik tok and she totally pulled a Dirty Elizabeth. There was shit all over my bed sheets.
by j e n n a November 06, 2020
The act of transferring your under arm odor to another person's upper lip, typically via one's index and middle fingers. This results in a recipient who constantly smells your BO. Best accomplished when target is unaware of their fate until it's already too late.
Style points awarded for shouting "dirty armando" while act is in-progress.
Style points awarded for shouting "dirty armando" while act is in-progress.
After working out together, I thought it'd be funny to give my girlfriend a dirty armando. She didn't laugh.
by Ariel K. January 17, 2008
When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you simultaneously release a fart and scream FREEDOM (like Mel Gibson in Braveheart).
similar to Dirty bagpipes.
similar to Dirty bagpipes.
by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006
used to define an individual who is the pure embodiment of perfection. basically a princess. can do no wrong. prefers anal when drunk. goddess.
by grownnala1493 April 15, 2020
a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Guy 1: so this girl was suckin me up last night and she bit my shit.
Guy 2: what the fuck? then what happened?
Guy 1: i gave that bitch a dirty pirate ya feel me?
Guy 2: hahahahah i feeeeeel you.
Guy 2: what the fuck? then what happened?
Guy 1: i gave that bitch a dirty pirate ya feel me?
Guy 2: hahahahah i feeeeeel you.
by nigga gabe August 01, 2006
A Dirty Jackie, is when the female takes her Pooper and rubs it up against the male's wee-wee, yet never actually lets you penetrate. This is usually used to make fun of your partner.
Guy 1: Damn that girl Sabrina, she kept pulling a Dirty Jackie on me, I wanted to fuck her so bad
Guy 2: What the hell is a Dirty Jackie
Guy 2: What the hell is a Dirty Jackie
by Hot_Poonts May 06, 2020
When your wife / girlfriend ankles are beside her ears. You stradle her legs, with your Ass in her face, and begin to pound her then she proceeds to put 2 fingers, three knuckles deep up your ass. (With any luck your kids won't walk in.)
by Bobb H July 11, 2006