dirty mikaela

used to define an individual who is the pure embodiment of perfection. basically a princess. can do no wrong. prefers anal when drunk. goddess.

yo my girl when all dirty mikaela on me last night after karaoke.

by grownnala1493 April 14, 2020

dirty wallace

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you simultaneously release a fart and scream FREEDOM (like Mel Gibson in Braveheart).

similar to Dirty bagpipes.

While she was sucking my dick I gave her a dirty wallace and woke up her roommate.

by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006

Dirty Armando

The act of transferring your under arm odor to another person's upper lip, typically via one's index and middle fingers. This results in a recipient who constantly smells your BO. Best accomplished when target is unaware of their fate until it's already too late.

Style points awarded for shouting "dirty armando" while act is in-progress.

After working out together, I thought it'd be funny to give my girlfriend a dirty armando. She didn't laugh.

by Ariel K. January 10, 2009

dirty nyla

When u see a girl that’s the whole package.
Big butt, nice boobs, Down for anything.
One of THE BADDEST bitches.

Woah! That girl is such a dirty Nyla!

by theboxxx April 16, 2020

Dirty Elizabeth

When you use the indie girls crystals as an ass dildo and it comes out with shit on it so you smear it on the wall spelling your name, light some incense, and worship it

I went home with one of them alt indie girls from tik tok and she totally pulled a Dirty Elizabeth. There was shit all over my bed sheets.

by j e n n a November 6, 2020

dirty pirate

a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Guy 1: so this girl was suckin me up last night and she bit my shit.

Guy 2: what the fuck? then what happened?

Guy 1: i gave that bitch a dirty pirate ya feel me?

Guy 2: hahahahah i feeeeeel you.

by nigga gabe August 1, 2006

Dirty Jackie

A Dirty Jackie, is when the female takes her Pooper and rubs it up against the male's wee-wee, yet never actually lets you penetrate. This is usually used to make fun of your partner.

Guy 1: Damn that girl Sabrina, she kept pulling a Dirty Jackie on me, I wanted to fuck her so bad
Guy 2: What the hell is a Dirty Jackie

by Hot_Poonts May 5, 2020