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Dirty Dog

VERB referring to the acting of rubbing/humping one's crotch and/or bum on someone's belongings. The victim of a Dirty Dog is typically unaware, and it is typically done to a belonging that they would put their face on - often, a pillow. Some victims never know. Others are told by a proud and mocking perpetrator.
Every night, while her sister Fiona was in the shower, Deirdre would Dirty Dog Fiona's pillow. It was her only revenge for her older sister's bullying.
by Garrigan Keeley September 21, 2011
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white dog

freshly distilled whiskey. when whiskey comes out of the still it is clear, it isn't until is has been aged in wood casks that it turns brown and develops it's signature characteristics. white dog is basically low proof moonshine.
I got a sample of white dog at the whiskey distillery, it was surprisingly good
by Tstenq November 5, 2011
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dog in the bathtub

Trying to put your penis and balls into a woman's vagina. Trying to keep them in is like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.
That bitch was so loose, I had to put the dog in the bathtub.
by Ryan the Man May 21, 2006
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Designer dog

(1)Any dog which is crossbred with another canine species with other crossbreeders BUT it does not includes dogs that are forcefully BRED IN A "PUPPY MILL" with other dog including inbreeding with the mother dog & any other dog from the same litter.

(2) a type of dog which was formally known as a "Mutt" or "Mongrel".
Me & my neighbor decided to go to the Designer Dog business by breeding her Poodle with my Cocker Spaniel.
by BruinKiller3469 March 23, 2009
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designer dog

Small well-groomed dog carried as an accessory by equally well-groomed woman. May be carried in a handbag, pushed in a stroller or less frequently, on a rhinestone encrusted leash. Frequently seen in upscale shopping malls and clothing boutiques.

Can cause cries and gasps of "Soooo cute" from bypassers, retail store personnel and overly friendly salespersons, also usually female but occasionally gay or just trying to make a sale. The astute observer will note the dog's owner basking in the vicarious attention. These cries increase in strength and volume in direct proportion to the number of designer dogs carried, hence many women now sport multiple dogs.

Often dressed for the season or holiday in color-coordinated "cute" outfits and matching fur adornments such as bows. May also sport custom "fur cuts".

Occasionally high strung and nippy, but more often dull and unaware. Yet another way these dogs resemble their owners. Or is it the other way around?
The designer dog is the latest accessory for the well-groomed urban woman.
by deep fried macaroni February 7, 2010
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Rude Dog

Rude dog from the cartoon, someone who thinks they are rude
Yo foshizzle
^^ Rude dog (gemma)
by Jamsy September 17, 2004
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Mad Dog

Slang word for the drug MDMA, so called because it has the tendancy to turn you into a slavering, but friendly, alsatian.
You should have seen Ben, he was gurning his tits off on mad dog
by Dwaine Howe August 4, 2008
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