Michael

Michael's with Mckone as the last name are usually comic book writers; unless is a bloke from Seascale then he got a big dick

Person: is that the Michael that's a Mckone that does comic art.

God: no it's he got a big dick

by imakone April 30, 2019

Michael

Michael is the guy that tries too hard to be different. He thinks he’s so cool with his chains and underground music taste but he’s just using it to fuel his ego because he hates himself so much. He is very difficult to get along with because he is so mentally disturbed that he can’t be bothered having normal conversations anymore. He claims that he’s nice “deep down,” but that’s just him convincing himself that he’s not a sociopath.

“That Michael guy is such a prick”
“Yea but he’s hot though”

by Die hard Deathabat November 24, 2021

Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.

Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”

by Michael’s #1 fan January 27, 2023

Michael

Michael is a big black man actually he’s small black man because he’s petite and tiny.

Person: Who in the freak is Michael

Me: A small blackish man that’s kinda acoustic
Person: Ohajaoajh

by whateverboi December 07, 2023

Michael

a man/boy you can kiss on the bedroom floor when you are getting horny michael Is the perfect match.

"Michael got down and gave me a blow on the bedroom floor."

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

Michael

Sexy loughmore man who is going to fail the mocks

Michael u are rarted

by Knobhead69 February 07, 2019

michael

michael is the most wanted person in the world. michael is what love is about. Never lie never cheat. They are loving to the ones close to they.... hurting and in the process.

I love Michael

by Bubble's November 22, 2023