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he has a huge ass biggest you will ever see. he’s very strong and will beat you blue if you get on ur wrong side of him. although he may seem tough he’s actually a huge softy. a baby actually but that’s fine. he has a really cute baby face that you could never forget. he’s mostly loved by everyone but there’s a few out there that despise him but that won’t stop him he will still always have a smile on his face. he makes the world feel much better when he’s around and will always make your day.
he gets angry really quick and has self control issues which can be sorted. he is also really energetic. jake is a good-looking handsome boy. he is also the best boy best friend you could ever find. if you ever meet a jake don’t let him go
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he has a huge ass biggest you will ever see. he’s very strong and will beat you blue if you get on ur wrong side of him. although he may seem tough he’s actually a huge softy. a baby actually but that’s fine. he has a really cute baby face that you could never forget. he’s mostly loved by everyone but there’s a few out there that despise him but that won’t stop him he will still always have a smile on his face. he makes the world feel much better when he’s around and will always make your day.
he gets angry really quick and has self control issues which can be sorted. he is also really energetic. jake is a good-looking handsome boy. he is also the best boy best friend you could ever find. if you ever meet a jake don’t let him go
CANT WAIT TILL I MARRY YOU
i love you jake <3
from your future wifey naomi ;)
jake is a beast
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