Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016

Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.

My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018

three hole punch

to shoot someone up to three times

three hole punch to his fuckin dome, ayy

by yungdaggerdick(thatsmyhandle) October 30, 2017

Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day

March 19th is for punching girls in their stomach. I mean, they can kick our balls so punch them back

"I love Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day!"

by Acht8Zwei2Vier4 March 6, 2025

Punching the drywall

An idiom to use when a white boy is acting up about something unproblematic or a hypothetical situation they made up (usually online, and often about women).

Person 1: Ugh, these female Twitch streamers are only popular because of their massive tits!

Person 2: Dude, stop punching the drywall.

by odin_191 July 28, 2022

Scranton punch

A Joe Biden powered punch to the neck scrotum (SEE: Neckum).

Did you see that 81 year old hammer that 77 year old in the throat crotch with a Scranton punch?!

by Dr. Lawrence Applesauce March 5, 2024

Fruit punch fountain

When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face

"Yo Amy gave me a taste of her fruit punch fountain last night."

by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015