Here we eat the potato

To waste a valuable thing or resource on impulse or in a fit of insanity
Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!

Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato
by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023
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Potato Scarce

A person who lacks potatoes in their life and or has a face similar to a potato
That starving child is such a potato scarce.
by Noswag September 15, 2015
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Potato Drinkers

A derogatory name for Russians due to their proclivity for drinking vodka, which is traditionally distilled from potatoes.
“Let’s beat these potato drinkers!!”

-The U.S.A. Olympic Team, probably
by FlipMeOver July 27, 2021
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potatoes and gravy

A mans favourite food.
Normally if someone's favourite food is potatoes and gravy than they most likely are a teacher that gives mints to students, hates people named Nathan and makes you take out your headphones to tell you how they're going to cook their dinner.
"Tonight I'm going to eat potatoes and gravy"
by Uhhlinds November 12, 2021
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potato basket

A basket full of rotten potatoes and fat &@$!*%# cats keep licking it!!!
by Poopalotinatheatreandlicking December 20, 2013
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muddy potato toss

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location
Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.
by Potato scooper October 31, 2013
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