Penis Buffet

When a blessing of gay men all randomly want to sleep with you.

I say blessing because a group of unicorns is referred to as a blessing and gay men are typically unicorns.

And what a blessing it is...

I recently started dating a guy and then all of these random guys on Grindr started messaging me asking to sleep with me. I wish I was single to take advantage of this penis buffet.

by Penguino162 December 16, 2012

Penis Luggage

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Cock Satchel.

Do I have to pay a carry-on surcharge for my Penis Luggage?

by Anuscakes the third September 8, 2010

Micro penis

A very small Penis

Damn Aj you got a micro penis

by TheRainMonkey September 22, 2016

Enlarged penis

A penis that is greatly enlarged and pounds pussies

His enlarged penis pounded my pussy

by Big fifty 107 September 7, 2018

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by veryhornyperson August 11, 2021

Penis cannon

When you have a massive amount of cum shoot out of your dick with explosive force

Don't get to close the penis cannon is unstable

by The D-fīner March 30, 2015

Jake's penis

Jake's penis is insanely small. It also goes by the name of "charlie in the tree" and only comes out at night or when aroused by a man.

"Woah - Jake's penis is out. Take the alcohol away from him please"

by lmaorawrXD69 February 5, 2019