A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.
by JustDon'tLook June 18, 2014
Get the Reverend's Lawmug. It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b
by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023
Get the Law on abandonment of your women to manmug. Proven by multiple peer reviews and proven to be statistically significant the Julianna/Pablo Law of Love is now recognized by the scientific community.
“Julianna loves Pablo more than Pablo loves Julianna under all conditions”
“Julianna loves Pablo more than Pablo loves Julianna under all conditions”
by Mugrat May 1, 2025
Get the JULIANNA/PABLO LAW OF LOVEmug. the sophisticated terminology used to describe any two males who have slept with one or more of the same women. Usually, said women are thots, badge bunnies , neighborhood trash or from Naylor Georgia,which would group all these as a whole . It's A relational distinction. If you sleep with a girl, then an acquaintance sleeps with her. You are his peter-in-law. The relationship is one way. You would not be his peter-in-law unless you sleep with that girl again *after* him.
by BigOhDee July 27, 2023
Get the Peter N' Lawmug. My grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
Get the grandnephew-in-lawmug. 
Get the half-co-sibling-in-lawmug. first-cousin-once-removed-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the first-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug.