Bum friend

A friend with benefits who solely has sex in the bum.

Gavin and Steph are not bum friends

by The Seal March 7, 2012

D-Friend

What a person that takes advantage of people, sucks the life out of those that attempt to care about him despite what their peers think. Also, traps those that attempt to love him. Also, jealous, mean spirited, picks on children, has no job, no phone and is homeless.

Did you hear what that D-Friend said today? I would rather have an enemy anyday than a D-Friend.

by laughingthru December 7, 2011

lady friend

Name used by awkward Princeton graduates to describe women they think are their girlfriends.

"There may be a lady friend involved, but she is neither a babe nor a chick."

by top loops May 31, 2009

special friend

The best friend of any girlfriend/wife...or any girl for that matter. The one friend who, without question, is always excited to see their girl. The special friend stands straight up, waiting to greet her, and share in her embrace.

Bill: Hey, I'm so glad you came to see me!

Susan: I didn't come to see you. I came to see my special friend. *unzips Bill's pants*

by Billandsusan March 1, 2011

best friend

Someone whom you can count and depend on. After 12 years or any amount of time, they are the person that has been there for everything and knows you better than anyone. You give your everything to them, and they to you...until they get jealous and ruin your life.

Day one:
Sarah: best friend!!
Katie: BFFLAFA! LOVE YOU bestie!!

Day two:
Sarah: Bfflafa!!!
Katie: you are a lying manipulative bitch. leave me the fuck alone

by P.O bear December 28, 2009

best friends

people who are always there for eachother, best friends normally are close in so many ways and always stand up for eachother. they are your othet half, they are the only ones able to make you smile. true bestfriends fight often but in the end are back together( devon+lauren=bestfriends)

2 peas in a pod,
DEVON+LAUREN= BEST FRIENDS,
the two girls do everything together so they must be best friends

by XOlaurenbasketballOX March 30, 2011

Friend of Borat

An alternative use of the acronym FoB, which usually means "Fresh off the Boat," this is a takeoff from the gay euphamism Friend of Dorothy.

"Friend of Borat" is a little assymetrical in comparison with "Friend of Dorothy" because an unassimilated immigrant would not actually be a fan of Borat in the way that a gay would be fond of Judy Garland, but the phrase has stuck nonetheless.

"That guy is a total FoB."

"Fresh off the boat?"

"No, a Friend of Borat."

"Oh, good one."

by Mike Chu December 28, 2006