philbert and his cavity man

This is when this guy named patrick comes up to you and hires his dentist to chew off your feet, or just shove them into a dog bowl for a few hours.

philbert and his cavity man)- So last night I was attacked by a wolf. shrally and her sisters)-That is pretty neat. philbert and his cavity man)- I know, I'm pretty impressive.

by Mr. Crosy May 19, 2016

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021

jace idek his last name and idc

you are a SCAMMER. CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED. anyways this is a horrible very canceled person we must make sure to comment clown emojis on his instagram. also p.s im writing a book and he is brutally murdered my bad my bad anyways even though he is canceled his cousin is rlly nice so we love her🥰🥰🥰🥰 anyways yes bye bye SLAYEEDDD THATT

jace idek his last name and idc is canceled.

by V4g!na<3 February 27, 2022

Choking On His/Her Corn

Excessive vomiting after a night of extreme drinking, prior to which you ate a big meal.

After last nights party Becka spent an hour choking on his/her corn.

by Hera Rose September 08, 2014

Fiberglass in his dickhole

another way of saying sand in the vagina

He is in a shitty mood today. I think he has fiberglass in his dickhole.

by AnnFrankGotGanked October 27, 2023

Ring his balls

To give that person a rude-awakening; To wake him up

Someone needs to ring his balls, for all the mistakes he has been making!

by KynanT January 28, 2019

he got his dick knocked stiff

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!

Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!

by dmillswvu82 August 24, 2023