Fortnite Skibidi

When you pull your shit out of your ass in the middle of a game of Fortnite and eat it.

Sam “ yo I’m starving” bro-“ just pull a Fortnite skibidi real quick”

by Jojo la queefa March 9, 2024

Fortnite

Fortnite is a popular third person shooter game released in 2017 by game company Epic Games that causes parents to go completely fucking ballistic.

Karen: "STOP PLAYING FORTNITE! PLAY LITTLEBIGPLANET, IT'S MUCH MORE CHILD FRIENDLY!"
Jimmy: "Mommy! I'm about to finish this gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmee!!!!!!"

by JustNeom July 23, 2019

Fortnite

A 100PVP player BR where the population consist mostly of horny 12 year olds. If these so called 12 year olds meet a girl playing this game, they go crazy and try to impress her with '90s and their "5000" wins, even though the girl doesn't care and she just wants to play the game. Sometimes,vat the end of a match, the boy will ask the girl if she could be his girlfriend. The girl gets confused and her immediate response will most likely be no, leaving the boy devestated. The girl shrugs it off and tries to continue playing the game.

Boy: Hey are you a boy or a girl?
Girl: A girl...
Boy: Oh my God, you are? Well, I have like, 5000 wins, so I'm almost as good as Ninja! My '90s are also super smooth and fast.
Girl: Ok?
Boy: So how old are you?
Girl: I'm 12.
Boy: Wow! Me too!
Girl: Cool, I guess
<Plays game>
Girl and Boy Die))
Boy: Wow good match!
Girl: Yeah it was fine I guess. ((Insert awkward moment of silence here))
Boy: Hey, so do you want to be my Fortnite girlfriend?

Girl: Uh, sorry no. I just met you

Boy: Oh, it's fine.. I was just wondering... (Pretends to cry)
Girl: Uhh, well, have a good day/night I guess.
Boy: (pretend sobbing at this point) Ok, bye honey have a great life!

Both Leave Game.

And that, my friends, is a perfect represent action of Fortnite.

-Cuti Cakes

by Cuti Cakes June 20, 2019

fortnite

fortnite

its wenegade waider from fortnite

by ace_penguin April 17, 2024

Fortnite

Another way to say cancer.
See also = mental rape
See also = ADHD Kiddo

A ADHD Kiddo : Da ya wanna play FORTNIIIIIIIITE(Fortnite in a ADHD way)!?
You : OWO?

by TheFallenHeroe February 3, 2020

Fortnite

A game that was alive for a few years and still alive

Kid : Fortnite is soo dead it so trash
Older kid: i play fortnite because I like it and it a funny game

Kid : well you are gay

Older kid: u can’t call your self a gamer

by Noobpro3089 June 2, 2021

FORTNITE

Gay

If you play Fortnite you are gay

by L1IN1gg May 4, 2022