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December 12th 

Me: Hey Adam

Adam: what

Me: I like ya cut g

Adam: ow why did you do that
Me: it’s December 12th
December 12th by anonymous December 11, 2020

December 12th 

National punch your short friend in the face day!
If you have a short friend be sure to punch them!
John: “hay jimmy” *punches*
Jimmy: “John, why’d you punch me”
John: “It’s December 12th”
December 12th by Lame.weirdo.222 December 11, 2020

December 12th 

National punch anyone shorter than you day! If you have a short friend, or know anyone short, be sure to punch them on your way past them.
John: “hay jimmy
*punches*
Jimmy: “why’d you just punch me?”
John: “it’s December 12th”
December 12th by Lame.weirdo.222 December 11, 2020

December 11 

International shove bananas up yo butt day. Be afraid. your friends are coming for you.
Dude, it's December 11, gotta go buy some bananas *wink*
December 11 by thicc_tortilla December 11, 2020

December 12 

National tickle your best friend day
Make em laugh make em laugh
Hey bitch its December 12th!”
Oh no
December 12 by Popejdjsn December 11, 2020

December 14th 

If you’re born December 14th, then you must be a redhead. You are weird but also smart sometimes. I mean you can be smart but just when you want to. You also hate school and always talk during class. You have good grades in every subject. You always make your friends laugh.
Person 1 : Hello
December 14th guy: makes a bad joke
Person 1 : force a laugh
December 14th by Corvette Corvette December 12, 2020