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dance on the piano

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.
When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".
by BenDreadful March 29, 2015
mugGet the dance on the pianomug.

Olly dance

Average sized penis, nothing compared to callum
Callum wouldn’t let me see his megladong, I guess I’ll have to settle for olly dance
by Boyceybigdong June 15, 2021
mugGet the Olly dancemug.

Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.
"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".
by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023
mugGet the Granny Dancemug.

Dancing

Oxford Dictionary defines sport as "an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or a team competes against another or others for entertainment". By the latter definition, dancing does not qualify as a sport due to the fact it does not take any skill or ability.
In other words fuck LADC dance and cheer
Person 1 Sayin bro fit you doing ih day
Person 2 Fuck all just taken the misses to her dancing competition

Person 1 Nah fuck that shit bro dancing bare easy

Person 2 Ye I fucking know my g it’s not even a sport
Person 1 EXACTLY!!! I’ll come round w some bev we’ll sit and watch the footie (a real sport) and the misses can make some fat scran

Person 2 Fat plan my g
by Syfillis June 12, 2019
mugGet the Dancingmug.

eyebrow dancing

eyebrow dancing is a fun party trick and a good groupchat name
by larabergon September 3, 2022
mugGet the eyebrow dancingmug.

University of American Dance

Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.
Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.
by Freakstyler March 31, 2021
mugGet the University of American Dancemug.

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