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Clubber

Ever had a lot of bud, but nothing to smoke it with? Some people turn to blunts, others to papers. What about those who want both? Those people turn to the clubber. But what is a clubber?

It is a blunt-status doobie. Aptly named because it looks like a club, as opposed to a bat, toothpick, etc. Much like a real club, after using it, a large amount of people will be fucked up.
Hey dude, we have enough bud to roll a blunt but we ain't got no phillies; we should probably roll a clubber.
by babar the greattest October 19, 2010
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Clubtures

A posh university word used to describe boozy nights out with friends.
Since i missed my lectures this morning, tonight clubtures might cheer me up
by Jackie Baffour February 16, 2006
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Clubbing his beef

To club ones beef.

To masturbate aggressively ie to bash one out.
Paul was clubbing his beef, whilst watching "hot fuzz and the hairy muff".
by 44chemkpse May 20, 2008
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Couch Clubbing

Listen to music chillen on the couch and you feel the beat so you start dancing in your seat!!
"Man, that party was awesome last night especially when we were getting down on Couch Clubbing"

"Hey, you want to come over and do some couch clubbing"
by JiggyJam October 15, 2009
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Clubstep

Commercial dubstep popular with the masses. Relies as much on catchy vocals as the heavy sub-bass.
Terrence: I really love that dubstep track 'Katy on a Mission'.
Sofia: You don't like dubstep, the shit you listen to is clubstep.
by Senor_Dub September 9, 2011
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seal clubber

Beater of seals. Maker of the (seal)club sandwich
"dude! Anna is a seal clubber! D="
"I know, bloody Norwegians"
by hairyotterboy January 1, 2007
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clubkids

Myspace fags who think that they're total hot shit. They say things like CLUBKIDS BEAT UP UGLY KIDS, KTHNXBYE. They all think they're super super scene because they wear gay bbycakes clothing and have long choppy hair. They tell people they like to listen to electropop and rave with glawsticks and love the 80's. They dont even know what a real rave is.
Clubkids are electroFAGS.
Fucking clubkids, ill put that glowstick down your throat!
by Jordyn Mortification March 20, 2008
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