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Bob

AKA Captain Foil, This guy is a living legend who dominates the foil scene on Lake Mac, Don't goto a costume party with this guy cuz hes playing for keeps. He loves aluminum shavings especially stuck in his boats carpet. Super competitive and has a bag of tricks, some you wont even know exist until he pulls it off.
Watch out for Bob hes throwing fronties today
by Plumcrazy November 24, 2021
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Bob

Person 1: babe i need money for soccer

Person 2: Im your BOB
by Bob1512 May 4, 2022
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Bob Ross Breakdown

When you make a piece of work that can never be destroyed and could never mach your characteristic standards causing you to have a silent melt down every time you think about it
Person A: wow I like this story

Person B: Really! It was the product of like 8 Bob Ross Breakdowns, I actually regret even keeping it.
by smielyman April 23, 2020
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Bobbed

Someone who gets robbed by they own dawg
Originated in Richmond Heights Orlando
Jit just got bobbed by his own homeboys
by JwettJit September 19, 2020
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Black Bob

a person endowed with exceptional qualities or abilities.

a person having achieved popularity, profit, or distinction.
by Bbtheprofessor November 22, 2021
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Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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