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Geese Baseball

Originated across the farms of Appalachia, Geese Baseball is the act of dressing up geese in mock uniforms and making them play a nine-inning sport. Teams may include pitchers, infielders, outfielders, catchers, and utility players.
Jessica’s never been to the Appalachian region before; we can welcome her with a traditional game of Geese Baseball before supper time.
by gamesforfarmers April 9, 2024
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Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM)

The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.
Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.

Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
by BonerMasterMick2 May 19, 2024
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womber-based

Troll your friends and giggle at their reactions
Damn I'm so womber-based I just trolled the hell out of that guy
by Treefella June 6, 2024
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casket base

The opposite of a basket case.

Instead of being frazzled or overwhelmed even in trivial situations, a casket base is steadfast, cool, collected, and on top of their game even in dire, solemn situations.

Reliable in the “come in clutch” way
“I was a total mess at the picnic, I was losing things left and right!”

“Total basket case, I know.”

“Wish I was more of a casket base than a basket case.”

Never heard of it but I think I get what you mean.”
by el_OS June 21, 2024
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Hex base

Hex base is Propylhexedrine freebase freshly synthesized in a lab. Usually, Hex base is Propylhexedrine freebase with Lavender oil and Menthol (usually found in Benzedrex). Hex base is Benzedrex. You can inhale the Benzedrex inhalers, or start a Hex Lab to make Hex Powder (Propylhexedrine HCl).
Tony: I need hex base to make Math Jr. or Hex Powder.

Meo Cortex: Crash! I need the Hex base to make the Math Jr. Hex Powder and know way more math than basic stuff. Please, give me the Hex Base crash!
by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024
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Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.
Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.
by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025
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Boston Baseball

you shit in the snow, wrap the shit in snow and make it into a snowball, then throw it at someone unexpected.
Me: yo, do you wanna throw snowballs at unexpecting people?
You: Yea, and while were at it we should throw Boston Baseballs at them.
by fauhlen January 19, 2026
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