War

War is described as a homosexual. Gayer than gay. War is homosexuality in its purest form. One can not begin to describe the gayness that is included in war. War dreams of all fat, sad, and ugly men.

What is War like, gay
Gayer than the finest men
Gay boy must be War

"War is soooooooo gay"
"War you like men, dont you?"

by WarisGay March 4, 2024

War Maneuver

During sex the man and the women will compete for who can choke out the other the fastest. The man will throat fuck the woman in an attempt to choke her out and his time will be recorded. The woman will then sit on the mans face until the man taps out as he cannot breathe. The time will then be recorded and the fastest time is the winner.

Bro me and my girl are going to do the War Maneuver to see who does the dishes tonight! Do you think i’ll win?

by Tiny Ballsack June 3, 2021

the gear wars

The Gear Wars are a historical series of conflicts first mentioned in season 1, episode 11, "Ricksy Business," by Revolio Clockberg Junior, who Rick refers to as Gearhead (though the show later implies this is a racial epithet.) Part of a running gag on the show, the Gear Wars pastiche heavy-handed sci-fi exposition, as a character with lots to say about an ancient conflict is ignored instead of indulged. Of course, one of Rick and Morty's greatest tricks is getting fans invested in its lore even as it mocks them for caring.

gear head: "hey morty wanna here about the gear wars".
Morty: "No".

by Bread_man69420 November 25, 2021

War in Afghanistan

A pointless 20-year long war that was fought (and lost to the Taliban) by the United States of America. The purpose of the war was to root out "terror" (whatever the fuck that objective means) and to kill all brown people in the Middle East (remove the Taliban and Al-Qaeda). The war was a gigantic stain on the US and it's people, and due to the amount of money wasted on the endeavor, it will more than likely lead to the eventual economic collapse and downfall of the US itself. Just like the Soviet Union (see Soviet-Afghan War for context).

If you ever feel like you're useless, just remember that it took four presidents, 2,459 dead soldiers, and $2 Trillion dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

That's right. $2 Fucking Trillion. Not enough money for the homeless, or student debt, or cancer research, or space exploration, or to help the elderly stateside. But just enough money to bomb brown people. God Bless America.

War in Afghanistan

by realshit225 August 16, 2024

Race War

A form of beef which where 2 races are arguing

White people are in a Race War with Asian people

by UrNansLifeSupport December 15, 2023

Fun Civil War

A feud that divides a house of two or more roommates. One side is pro-fun and they act on their impulses. The other side is anti-fun and attempts to squander their efforts.

Each side competes for territory and attempts to win over members of the opposing faction.

“Sounds like me and Kier are winning the Fun Civil War. This kicks ass.”

by Biodiesel Revolution August 28, 2025

Cold War

Call of Duty Cold War: The single most forgettable call of duty in the history of all things to exist.

Bro this game makes Cold War look fun

by Andrew Tate's Bugatti February 20, 2023