Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day

Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson

by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019

Jake Break

A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.

I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?

No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !

by SJP1992 January 24, 2018

Jakes

Often referred to in drill rap, Jakes are symbolized as cops, or police officers

Runnin' from the jakes

by lanq April 30, 2023

jake hobbs

guy w a big bootyyy

woahhh jake hobbs has a big bunda

by user1643268 July 19, 2022

Jake paul

hes a fucking prick who cant get a girl cuz hes too busy hating on fans and saying they are pussys and hoes

jake paul is a pussy who gets rejected by hoes

by cobi smith June 3, 2018

Jake Paul

A cancer filled cunt who is loved by brain dead retards

Person1: jake Paul is a cunt

Person2: I agree

by ImNotANonce August 29, 2020

Jake Demary

A term used for a middle-aged, tech-savvy male who enjoys playing first person shooters via headset with young boys. He often does this while eating large amounts of ice cream and scissor-tainting.

You want to hang out tonight? Maybe go sailing?

No, Im gonna hang out with my cats and pull a Jake Demary!

by Wolfpack member #3 November 24, 2011