by In M1s3ry 69 May 2, 2022

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)
by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

by Redbones69450 April 27, 2022

The act of getting two women to press their breasts together around the head of your penis, draping down the shaft like a kilt. Upgrades to a Golden Milk Kilt if the two women are your wife and sister-in-law.
Bro, I had a threesome the other night with these two baddies, and got them to give me a Milk Kilt!!!
by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023

A male is on all fours while a women is pulling his erect panic like milking a cow all the while a cup is under the mans dick some when he nuts in to the cup the women then proceeds to drink it
by Man baby 2224 December 9, 2020

Carbonated beverage only the highest members of society can appreciate. Legend has it that the sigma male fed carbonated milk to giga chad through his moobs to help gigachad grow.
average person: 'omg uuuggghhhh is that sparkling milk, yuck i can't believe you're drinking that'
giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'
giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'
by Sparkling Milk June 2, 2022
