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take it there

a duel of wit and banter testing who can generate the most offensive but still funny line
we were playing take it there, and then she got all offended because I made a 3way joke about her sister

I thought we were playing take it there so I busted out my dead baby jokes, but apparently I misjudged that
by oc-la October 26, 2007
mugGet the take it theremug.

take that back and put it where you stick it

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take that back and put it where you stick it” - sammiesfriendsammie
by Oh-the-Baby-Bell June 21, 2024
mugGet the take that back and put it where you stick itmug.

Dumpsterfire Take

When an opinion is assumed to be a "hot take", but it's controversial because it's simply garbage and belongs in the trash.
Person 1: "Hot take; people working fast food shouldn't be paid a living wage."
Person 2: "Nah bro, that right there is what we call a Dumpsterfire Take. GTFO."
by AmalgamationDoll November 20, 2021
mugGet the Dumpsterfire Takemug.

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<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>
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mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Indian Taking

I N D I A N T A K I N'

Definition(s):

GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING

as Noun:

(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.

as GangsTalk:

(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.

as Legal:

To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required

Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.

Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.

(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)

Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Dude 1:
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."

Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"

Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
by Gossip's With Wind December 5, 2022
mugGet the Indian Takingmug.

Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.
Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"
by vSevy January 5, 2021
mugGet the Josh Takemug.

Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.
My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.
by Books and Babies August 11, 2025
mugGet the Take myself to the sock hopmug.

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