bob

bob is a lonely guy.
bob just looks at memes on ifunny all day.
bob needs a girlfriend.

bob has no hair.
bob is 98.
you should date bob.

Person 1: Who is this guy named "oof_my_cereal" who keeps liking my posts on ifunny?!
Person 2: Oh thats just bob.

by Memes_cure_my_depression June 15, 2018

bob

that guy

Hey that guy looks like a bob.

by loser7775 April 26, 2021

Bob

Bob is a handsome chiseled man. Man of many talents but most known for his acts of service and bravery for his country. Humble and soft spoken also loyal and trustworthy. He is a ladies man and calls his moustache a sofa ‘Any girl can take a sit on this sofa’.

Bob is a smart guy.

by donna_69 November 22, 2021

big head bob

Metaphor: Imperfection. Someone who struggles at first. Fails repeatedly until they learn how to take a deep breath and transform their weakness into strength.

Yo, Big Head Bob take a breath.
Why are you being such a Big Head Bob?

by iamBigHeadBob November 22, 2021

Bob

A person who is half asian and half white man who has decided it’s a good idea to say everything that is on his mind all at once and has given his full consent for this :)

Bob overdosing on umbrellas doesn't make you anymore dry than u are

-from “friend” Bob 2023

by Blobertisdepressed69 March 24, 2023

Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

Bob the builder Complex

People who invest everything in idiots despite it never being reciprocated. These mfs would probably try to see the good side in hitler .

Anna: he’s really not a bad guy, deep down he’s a artist but he just had a rough childhood

Heidi: bitch he’s literally hitler

Anna : but I can fix him!
Heidi: bitch your pussy don’t do voodoo, you got bob the builder complex!

by Ahnaf Chowdown September 4, 2022