national piece of shit day

October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.

On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.

Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”

by FunnyFatMan2002 October 6, 2023

National Frutiger Aero Day

November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day, a day to celebrate the sparkly and hydrating style of Frutiger Aero, a popular internet aesthetic living from 2006-2013 containing water, tropical fish, lens flares, and an all around cleansing vibe.

Friend 1: “It’s November 18th”
Friend 2: “Did you know November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day?”

by Irish moose with swag November 2, 2023

National toe fungus day

A day to celebrate your toe fungus.

HEY , GUYS, IT'S NATIONAL TOE FUNGUS DAY.

by Toe Man Likes Toes November 16, 2019

National Thot Extermination Day

The day of exterminating shall be May 3rd of every year

You shall exterminate every thot in sight for this national holiday

Yo! It ot National Thot Extermination Day We need to exterminate every thot in sight!

by Yung Oro June 1, 2018

National Nipple Twist Day

National Nip Twist Day.

September 4th.Buckle up boys and girls. Twist all the nips you see.

Go up to someone and twist their nipples and say National Nipple Twist Day

by SENIOR BROWN September 4, 2019

National Flash a Tit day

October 27th is national flash a tit day

"Did you know that today is national flash a tit day?" "Radical dude"

by Thefoxyfox October 27, 2020

National fuck hamish day

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him

Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day

by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019