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May 5th

National sent tiddy pic day.
Send this to someone and they have to send a titty pic bra on or off.
ITS MAY 5TH! YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!!
by Ancles May 5, 2022
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May 31

The day the backstabbing man whores are born
Girl 1: omg Greg totally cheated on me with 5 different women!
Girl 2: he was probably born on May 31.
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6 may

National day of good music, movies and shame🤡
Hey, Yana, it's 6 may! It's your daayy!
by melancholy.drive May 6, 2022
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May 6

by Thelegend284 May 6, 2022
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May 14th

National squeeze your Girlfriend’s squishys day
Boyfriend: “hey it’s may 14th, can I squish your squishys?”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”
by Moistdaddy18 May 6, 2022
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May 7

Bro are you excited for May 7, cause it’s national Handjob Day
by dateking May 6, 2022
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May 6th

Boy:Hey babe, it’s may 6th
Girl: Got it *sends*
by Date days May 6, 2022
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