Simp called noe

Donating 1000 dollars to a twitch thot so his name gets spit out. Pls sweep those simps and thots

Simp called noe pls kill me

by Noe is a simp May 01, 2020

you used to call me on your cell phone

Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024

Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.

Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*

by Amonaly March 08, 2022

Calling it spades

Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.

Call it spades-

Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.

by lucy camenia September 07, 2023

Whale Call

The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....

Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?

Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!

Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?

Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......

by Whalecallforlife March 01, 2011

Call of Fortcraft V

A trending game that is so fun and cool!

yo Tom, wanna hop on Call of Fortcraft V

by buckaroo10 April 12, 2023