Emo boy's usually wear:
Child's T-shirt - Usually containing a nostalgic cartoon program from the 70s or 80s.
Sweater vest - Stolen from father.
Black rimmed glasses - For the 'geek chic' look.
Converse shoes - don't forget to write the name of your significant other on them.
Tiny striped shirt
Body Mods:
Tattoos of stars - Notably nautical stars.
You must have at least one or two lip rings.
Hair:
Greasy hair
Dyed black - floppy, covering one eye.
Transportation:
Emo boys like to drive something called a "Vespa" which is just an expensive moped with a foreign name.
Child's T-shirt - Usually containing a nostalgic cartoon program from the 70s or 80s.
Sweater vest - Stolen from father.
Black rimmed glasses - For the 'geek chic' look.
Converse shoes - don't forget to write the name of your significant other on them.
Tiny striped shirt
Body Mods:
Tattoos of stars - Notably nautical stars.
You must have at least one or two lip rings.
Hair:
Greasy hair
Dyed black - floppy, covering one eye.
Transportation:
Emo boys like to drive something called a "Vespa" which is just an expensive moped with a foreign name.
Conor Oberst is an 'emo boy'
by fearthesunlightx July 18, 2006
Get the Emo boymug. Emo short for the term emotional
Seriously how can someone dress emotional..
shure you can express your emotions through what you wear but teachnically you cant dress emotiomal.
i have these conversations with kids in my skewl everyday and they just stare at me blankly and think about it..
have you ever noticed thats its mainly boys who taugnt 'emos' you no why i think this is?
becoz most boys at my skewl are hoberphobic well they say they are anyway and they see emos boys and see that they straighned there hair where eye makeup and it reminds them of a gay guy? and they feel intimidated.
mayb im wrong..
but really why do we have to place people in to genres..
there are so many
eg.waxheads-sufers
how come they dont cop as much as 'emos'
Seriously how can someone dress emotional..
shure you can express your emotions through what you wear but teachnically you cant dress emotiomal.
i have these conversations with kids in my skewl everyday and they just stare at me blankly and think about it..
have you ever noticed thats its mainly boys who taugnt 'emos' you no why i think this is?
becoz most boys at my skewl are hoberphobic well they say they are anyway and they see emos boys and see that they straighned there hair where eye makeup and it reminds them of a gay guy? and they feel intimidated.
mayb im wrong..
but really why do we have to place people in to genres..
there are so many
eg.waxheads-sufers
how come they dont cop as much as 'emos'
by -Alex-Hates-Judgement- May 19, 2006
Get the emo kidsmug. Indie rock with emo lyrics and/or screaming, a mix of emo and indie rock which is usually poular with indies and scene kids but not very popular with emos.
Scene kid: Wow, i just heard some of NMH's songs, they're very light but the lyrics are very post emo.
Indie kid: OML scene kids like them, they must be crap *hastily destroys NMH cds*
Indie kid: OML scene kids like them, they must be crap *hastily destroys NMH cds*
by Hoogan June 11, 2006
Get the post emomug. black thick bottle cap emo glasses that emo guys and girls wear even tho they dont need glasses
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emo,emo girls,emo fags,glasses,bottlecap
by some guy who was really bored January 7, 2006
Get the emo glassesmug. Hayley just go straighten your hair so it covers half your face then you'll graduate to a full emo not just an esque-emo!
by Naercyn October 15, 2006
Get the esque-emomug. Emo boys (also known as scenes) are retarded, lying, annoying kids who look down on everyone, just because they think they are so cool. The most often place to find them is the internet, whereas they are obsessed with taking pictures of themselves while shirtless, even though they have the skinniest, whitest and most unattractive bodies, and talking about their (fake) problems, because they are oh so hot and cool. Their internet names are normally between the lines of XxemoboyxX1109, for the common emo, XxsinistercutsxX for the hardcore emo (pretensive and retarded nontheless, the only difference is that the vast majority claim to cut themselves, even if they don't, and if they do, its rare), and XxxlovefordinosxxX for the, er... more feminine type. The next most common place to spot the emo boys is at the shopping mall. You would know which kid is emo by their retarded clothing. They normally wear 'way too skinny' skinny jeans (the reason why most of the walk so weirdly), mainly black, and black band t-shirts. Their hair is always jet- black and extremely straight . Some of them sport blonde highlights and 'coon' tails, and all of them, I say ALL of them, wear Converse, and straighten their hair for hours every morning, right after putting on the eyeliner that they got their best girl friend to buy them (because being seen buying eyeliner is totally faggy, but wearing some isn't, of course).
(Damn. I even had to change boxes cuz my hatin' was so long) When it comes to defending their emo-ness, they always follow a pattern. First, they make up a fake story about how they've come to be emo, and how they have so many problems and like to cut themselves. Second, they defend their 'individuality', saying that it is a 'unique' way of expressing themselves (because there are NOT thousands of emo kids already that wear the exact same clothing they do, say the exact same things they do, and look the exact same way they do). They always say they can play the guitar, and, while most of them do have one, none of them can actually play one. They also claim that they write dark, sad songs and poetry. This isn't exactly a lie, because they do write songs, but they're so crappy and retarded they shouldn't really be called songs, and more like 'a vomit inducing mess of words bought only to the world to bring pain to the innocent'.
In conclusion, they suck, they should explode, and I will never stop hoping that the metalheads, hiphoppers, neutral people, pirates and ninjas (emos suck so much that even THEY joined forces) will go rouge on them and terminate them for good. (Hell, Ill even throw gangstas in there if it just stops the bitches already).
Example:
I have no doubt that emo boys will read this, hate me for writing it, click on the thumbs down button and continue writing their vomit inducing mess of words brought only to the world to bring pain to the innocent.
In conclusion, they suck, they should explode, and I will never stop hoping that the metalheads, hiphoppers, neutral people, pirates and ninjas (emos suck so much that even THEY joined forces) will go rouge on them and terminate them for good. (Hell, Ill even throw gangstas in there if it just stops the bitches already).
Example:
I have no doubt that emo boys will read this, hate me for writing it, click on the thumbs down button and continue writing their vomit inducing mess of words brought only to the world to bring pain to the innocent.
by Milla15 June 28, 2010
Get the emo boymug. a mall emo is a person who fits the "emo" cliche (long greasy black fringe, tight lady black jeans, guyliner/heavy eyeliner, etc) who hangs about the mall listening (loudly) to "emo" music and moping about and just being "emo".
Normal person: Whoa! Check out the flocks of mall emo kids!
Other normal person: There everywhere!
Family Guy Fan: THERE IN MY RACOON WOUNDS!!
Other normal person: There everywhere!
Family Guy Fan: THERE IN MY RACOON WOUNDS!!
by Quentin or is it Imy? December 27, 2007
Get the mall emomug.