David is the best person you'll ever meet. They are so kind, sweet and caring, and make you feel loved all the time. They give amazing hugs and make you feel better instantly. They try to help with everything, and always do great things for other people. They are very excitable and have the vibes of a golden retriever. They love everyone and will tell people how incredible they are constantly <33
by Randoguythatlikespeople January 21, 2023

A man with a huge fucking cock. This man has all the bitches and and is very good looking. is very good at b02
by im_david November 22, 2021

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals
by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down
Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
by david is me February 24, 2022

This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.
David is an idiot.
by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021

by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021
