Pickled cookie

The act of retardness
This can also be used as a slur against someone

example 1:

James: does something stupid
Alex : you fucking pickled cookie

Example 2:

Alex : gets 20% on maths test
“Oh ,pickled cookie”

by Vroshagger66115 November 10, 2019

Rookie Cookie

A weak-ass, flodging type motherfucker who acts like he about that street life, but is an undercover chicken-hearted lame.

J-Tee was acting like a hood nigga until that street nigga brandished that yawk and put it to his face. Fucking rookie cookie.

by DeadNGon3 April 28, 2021

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024

Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018

cookie

a dick move.

He didn’t even show up , that’s all cookie.

by escalante September 29, 2019

cookie pudding

Term for breast milk

Damn you got some tasty cookie pudding

by fuckboy420blazeit69 March 27, 2015

cookie

A digital copy of a human consciousness (emerging in black Mirror series). First appeared in White Christmas, the cookies then became a noticeable element of the show, especially widely mentioned in the last episode.

"You're a simulated brainful of code, stored in this little winget we call a "cookie". - Matt, explaining things to Greta (White Christmas).

Nanette Cole: This is a dream... It has to be.
Walton: It's more like an eternal waking nightmare, from which there is no escape.
(USS Callister)

"Monkey loves you... Monkey needs a hug" - Carrie being a toy (Black Museum).

by owldespair March 6, 2018