chris

big headed freak

he a chris

by Lilsmok2019 July 26, 2023

Chris Fischetti Jr.

People with this name are normally fucking retarded, and suck dick at FIFA

Hey, did you hear about that kid, Chris Fischetti Jr.? Basically he’s a fucking retard.

by Bobby Boberson November 9, 2019

Chris Neville

Person who goes up a lot of money in the first few hands in poker that bets an absurd amount of money to price out his competitors.

Yo gurt your being mad Chris Neville right now.

Gurt: Im gonna bet if I have a good hand

You do not have a good hand gurt

Gurt: :(

by Michael Glen June 9, 2025

chris

loves eating ass

chris loves eating peoples ass

by bootyluvur November 24, 2021

Chris

A Chris comes in two forms. On of them being very nice and chill towards people and the other being a neutral person. The second one is most interesting as some people will call him scary or psychotic but he would disagree. If you anoy him once or twice he will form an unbreakable hatred for you until you have paid the price. The same can be said if you are one of his friends girlfriends, because he doesn't have any friends that are girls. His favourite interrogation method is kicking you in the shinns if you don't give him the correct answer. Why he is like this, noone knows, but be careful because he will always have a bayonet on him somewhere...

Girl 1- you should ask out chris
Girl 2-which type is he
Girl 1-the second type
Girl 2-yeah...rather not die today

by Soviet of iraq December 12, 2019

Chris Grayling

failing fail

How's that new gym routine going? Have you got the hang of it now... "Ahhh mate, massively Chris Grayling on that front bruv."

by IAmMeeeee October 8, 2018

chris abou faissal

Chris abou faissal is known to be annoying but will always have the time to listen to your problems with his big ears. Whenever his smile appears, your’s quickly disappears.
When you need him the most, he always disappoints. He MIGHT look cute from the outside, but under his juicy lips, a gap between his teeth

Chris Abou Faissal is so annoying

by anonymousman1123345 July 28, 2024