smashing potatoes

Fisting

Smashing potatoes? Thats my kink.

by 1012asdfghjkl May 13, 2016

Potato Gunning

When you have gas behind a turd and the gas shoots the poo out

Do you ever just go to take a shit and not realize there’s a gas bubble behind your turd and it shoots out like you’re a human potato gun? Potato gunning

by Potato gunner September 22, 2023

Potato

A name for a person who you love

Best friend:what am I to you?
Girl:you're my potato!

by Redpineapple September 10, 2020

Snakes in a Potato

A phrase describing a feeling of great revelation.

Snakes in a Potato!! How did that get there?

by SambucaSally May 28, 2022

Potato Skin

The interior part of the skin in an uncircumcised penis

“I sucked on Brads potato skin all day”

by sheerfreak June 21, 2020

Potato

potato

i like potato

by Astoofo March 28, 2022

Potato

1. A pointless vegetable that is honestly just there.

2. An unsuspecting, yet very dangerous sexual weapon if used correctly.

"Don't trust that man with a potato in a dark alley!"

by Davikins July 19, 2013