why do birds suddenly appear

just like me, they long to be, close to you

You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?

Britney: i dunno y?

You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...

by Jabbert florvin July 17, 2021

dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.

Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.

by Lilbunnymofo February 21, 2023

Singing Bird

The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.

*High pitched screech*

Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?

by PeckerWrecker69 April 09, 2018

Kendall the Bird

When a girl named Kendall is super hot

Damn do you see kendall the bird.

by Bird Chirper August 26, 2023

kukoo bird

Goofy, unintelligent, ignorant, half a nut.

This kukoo bird passed me in a construction zone doing 40 over the speed limit to be one car ahead of me.

by Nanticoke Dan September 24, 2020

I like BIRDS

When you like birds

Liamth: I want to be a orthodontist.
Garreth: I like BIRDS

by bSauce2018-2016 October 23, 2018

Bird Sauce

Vaginal fluids

“I was clapping this broad and I ended up with bird sauce on my johnson”

by FitzMagic24 March 27, 2022