Car Dad

An informal and affectionate term for a car owner that identifies as male and believes that his cars are his children. While all car owners may never think of their cars as their children, "car dads" are an entirely different breed. They're typically older, single, males that were never able to find someone willing to bear their children. Their female identifying counterpart is the "dog mom" ,

I'm a car dad. My cars are my children. My Mercedes is my daughter Christine, and my BMW is my daughter Emily.

by Mr Thriller February 15, 2024

car

a kitty witty wubba bubba pookie wookie nookie dookie poopie

"look at that car.... its so fluffy"

by polywog__ April 9, 2024

cigarette car

An older car from 1990-2005 roughly, has definitely been smoked in before.

That’s Jan’s 2003 toyota, it’s a total cigarette car, the previous owner smoked in it.

by Nenona571 March 11, 2024

Left-over car

That one car that teenagers drive that used to be their parents

I got my moms minivan, it’s the left-over car

by Sad Boi teen February 8, 2020

Car

That thing that goes vroom vroom on the road, it is also good for running people over.

Steve ran over george in his car

by Sh1tface October 3, 2020

Fifty-Fifty car

A car that is painted white and orange.

Katie's Fifty-Fifty Car is skittles.

by Christopher Adam Z August 8, 2008

Indian Car Wash

An Indian Car Wash is when a man sticks his dick inside an Indian woman’s wet hairy vagina.

He stuck his dick inside his Indian wife’s hairy vagina, getting a wet wash as he enters her vagina followed by her vagina hairs drying his dick with each motion resulting in an Indian Car Wash.

by Oooo weeee October 14, 2022