by hisijwjdhdhnehw September 23, 2019
A boy who acts like a clown thinks: “it’s slap titty tuesday let’s slap sum.”
the same boy: *slaps girls tit*
girl: *hits boy in face because he’s a fucking clown*
the same boy: *slaps girls tit*
girl: *hits boy in face because he’s a fucking clown*
by good tea and facts July 12, 2019
When two soldiers march in a hugging pose while one soldier plays percussion music on the buttocks of the other. When no instruments were available during marches in civil war times, this was used as an alternative to keep soldiers in step.
The highest honer a union soldier could receive was to be assigned the Cincinnati Ass Slap during long marches.
by HistoryMaster April 25, 2017
A male dips their scrotum in tea and then furiously jabs their partner in the face with it. Then they stuff it in their partner's mouth cleaning the tea off of its surface. Then the male backs as far as they can go in the room then charges the women with their sack in one hand and facing outwards. When in contact with the women he tackles her and then begins to slap her across the face with his dry scrotum.
by Wes1591 March 27, 2012
by John Farney January 25, 2009
when a guy engages in anal sex with one girl then meets up with another shortly thereafter ( 3 - 5 hours ) and has her perform oral sex on him.
"Hey, last night I hooked up with this girl. What I didn't tell her was that she was about to receieve a "Russian Slap Dance"!!"
by Hysterical January 12, 2005
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