Skip to main content

PORN BARN

PEDOPHILIA PARADISE

A new BREAKFAST PLACE

Where you have PARENTS.

A STANFORD NUDIST COLONY MAYBE

CASTRATION CENTRAL
Hey I told the LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS we got a big birthday party celebration as go back on our FARM to that BARN as no worries we will protect you on our video as where little does anyone know the BARN is purposely one mile from the house and you may say it is the PORN BARN where CHILDISH things go on and on the MENU TODAY main course SWEDISH MEATBALLLS and right now it is 2:54 pm in SWEDEN as H0LE VAGINA TIP RIMJ0B is in order there too.

Why would they call a NEW BREAKFAST PLACE that serves WAFFLES, SKEPTICISM and other syrupy stuff the PORN BARN too as is this another STANFORD UNIVERSITY EXPERIMENT?

This WORLD has PSEUDOPEDOPHILIA as after all anywhere you are sporting the parents under their PORN BARN is some real naked scenes that go on unseen by the rest of the WORLD and who knows what kind of HOOPLA goes on between parents BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Hey volunteer as go to the PORN BARN but one STIPULATION no showering as STINKING AND SMELLY ANATOMY is important for our utility.

Big SECRET if you touch that PENIS they poked through that GLORYH0LE you are getting TWO VAGINAS AND TWO CLITS from the PORN BARN as " lights , camera, action , ROLE EM".
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 20, 2022
mugGet the PORN BARN mug.

Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque
Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed
by Chris fischer April 21, 2022
mugGet the Porn Crackers mug.

Porn

the thing i look at instead of hentai every now and then (not all the time)
Person 1: There is no good hentai cumming out right now
Person2: Just watch Porn in the meantime
by Smoothbrick578 November 7, 2021
mugGet the Porn mug.

Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.
by Lolsueme November 7, 2021
mugGet the Service porn mug.

Porn

Representation of Something in any consumption form (usually visual form) that makes us feel that Something without having to go through the Real thing.
e.g. food porn, inspirational porn, poverty porn etc.
By default when we refer to the word "porn" without prefix it is assumed as sexual porn.
foo: do you watch porn?
bar: yeah I do. everybody does.
foo: what?
bar: I follow food porn, inspirational porn.
foo: no , I mean "porn"
bar: yeah. sometimes.
by jpeg2png November 10, 2021
mugGet the Porn mug.

porned

a better and funnier way of saying get recked
jason falls over
"get porned idiot"
by many corns for k ratty November 15, 2021
mugGet the porned mug.

Porn

In future when Cumulative Human Intelligence (CHI) exists, porn is the merging and connection of CHI. CHI is private way to engage in porn or sexual intercoarse with other individual, often times without the will of the other.
Man, having real sex leads to true relationship and commitment, I'd rather do porn privately in CHI. I'm gonna CHI with a chick I like.
by Admin of CHI March 13, 2022
mugGet the Porn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email