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Nut Choker Pants

Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
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puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong
Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”
by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022
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pants

an important source of calcium, vitamin B12, iron, taurine, and minerals.
Person 1: what do you want for dinner?
person 2: pants.
by cvttheworld September 14, 2022
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Pistol pants

A combination of being a pistol and sassy pants. Lots of energy, and acting like a little dickhead.
They’re being a real pistol pants!
by Mamagoose September 15, 2022
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Pants-a-phobia

The fear of randomly being pantsed in public
Honcho wears 3 layers of pants because he has pants-a-phobia.
by Dwillcbk October 2, 2022
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Pantelis

A superior being that is just better than everyone and everything and always correct. ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ you might get blinded trying to talk to him cause of his beauty and never argue with him , he is going to destroy your arguments at sigh
What is this god like being?
He is clearly Pantelis
by Traveller1616 October 6, 2022
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pant

I fucking hate being in pant
by turtLwasalreadytaken October 23, 2022
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