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Mexican Halloween

Originally used in Community By Senor Chang
A Mexican Halloween is when your dig up a to corpse necro-feel up then use refried beans as lube to fuck it.
Dude, Carl wasn't at the Día de los Muertos celebration because he was arrested for performing a Mexican Halloween in a cemetary.
by iFuckBread August 1, 2020
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mexican party hat

A paper toilet seat cover that you use on a public toilet so you don't get other people's crap on your ass.
"I needed to you the restroom at the Burger King but there weren't any mexican party hats to put down on the toilet".
by vtec16 April 10, 2005
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Mexican Lane Change

When you're having vigorous sex with a female and your cock comes out of her vagina and either inserts or pokes her ass hole.

It is typically not well received.
We were doing it from behind when i did a mexican lane change and it was not appreciated. An apology is usually required.
by booyabrothers August 20, 2009
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Mexican Style Abortion

When an abortion is given with a rusty coat hanger and a mouse trap how this is done. You take a rusty coat hanger and insert it into the vag and pull the baby out and slam the baby onto the mouse trap thus killing the baby and finishing the mexican style abortion.
Mrs.Hilton tryed to have a mexican style abortion but failed and gave birth to Paris Hilton.
by I EatedTheKitty March 18, 2011
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Mexican French Kiss

When one attempts to perform a "Mexican Chipmunk" but instead, due to the mexican food, lets loose a stream of liquid feces into the partner's mouth
Dude, I was totally going to give this girl a Mexican Chipmunk, but my stomach was upset and I gave her a Mexican French Kiss instead.
by MrCharizard August 11, 2009
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Mexican Christmas Present

A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
by rzerobzero April 28, 2012
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Mexican tool bag

A mexican tool bag is when you are going anal and the girl/boy poops on your "tool" forming a bag over it.
Dud it was so fun when your mom gave me a mexican tool bag last night.
by jamaaly May 6, 2011
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