David

David is a piece of shit that claims to be the greatest tech wizard on the block yet comes relies on other to fix his mathematical problems i.e. linear equations.

Damn, that David from the sample questions is a dumb fuck who doesn't even know how to fix his own TV reception.

by ItsBathy November 27, 2022

David Bergeron

A sexy beast in middle school

Yo that kid Kyle is a total David Bergeron

by FinnyTheFlopper May 2, 2022

David kanker

when your fiora ints your lane and you tilt out of the game

Yesterday i pulled a david kanker because my team was bad

by cummasterchum May 8, 2020

David Gold

David is a very amazing man. When he walks by people stare in amazement. He is an example of what everyone needs in life.

Person 1: "Im feeling down"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"

by i love sPiCy Ed ShErAn February 14, 2022

david millan

A plumpy illegal Mexican

David millan unmute your Mike before I squeeze your cheeks

by Yess1i February 17, 2022

David

Not daddy

David is not daddy kaora is

by Smwkwjwjew January 3, 2021

David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up

Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro

by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021