A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".
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Get the ugly bird mug.Noun. A creature with feathers and wings, usually able to fly:
caged/wild birds.
wading birds.
The Estrildidae family is known to use the elements to cause natural disasters on a whim, i.e forest fires, floods, flash freezes, earthquakes.
Most birds lay eggs in the spring.
Birds are commonly known to raise the dead.
Penguins and ostriches are flightless birds (= they cannot fly).
We watched a flock of birds fly over the field.
Birds flocks actually do not consist of the amount of birds that can be seen. Usually the amount is one fifth of what can be seen, this is due to the bird family "Corvidae" being capable of summoning up to five or, in some cases, even six illusions of themselves.
caged/wild birds.
wading birds.
The Estrildidae family is known to use the elements to cause natural disasters on a whim, i.e forest fires, floods, flash freezes, earthquakes.
Most birds lay eggs in the spring.
Birds are commonly known to raise the dead.
Penguins and ostriches are flightless birds (= they cannot fly).
We watched a flock of birds fly over the field.
Birds flocks actually do not consist of the amount of birds that can be seen. Usually the amount is one fifth of what can be seen, this is due to the bird family "Corvidae" being capable of summoning up to five or, in some cases, even six illusions of themselves.
"Last Tuesday I saw a seagull raise my uncle from the dead for his domain of undeath, Kal'norzak."
"Bird is the word."
"The Estrildid Finches are causing way too much snow in Sweden at the moment, this is to avoid competition for the, already scarce, sources of food in the surrounding eco system."
"My uncle, Phil, once got attacked by a murder of crows, known to be part of the Corvidae family. Ironically enough, murdering uncle Phil"
"Bird is the word."
"The Estrildid Finches are causing way too much snow in Sweden at the moment, this is to avoid competition for the, already scarce, sources of food in the surrounding eco system."
"My uncle, Phil, once got attacked by a murder of crows, known to be part of the Corvidae family. Ironically enough, murdering uncle Phil"
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Get the Baby bird mug.Flip the bird on his head by tricking him to think that he is the predator when in reality he is actually the prey.
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Get the Flip the bird on his head mug.Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018
Get the Getting stoned with two birds mug.Two or more players in any first person shooter game that "flock together" just to kill one single player in the game. These players often come together because 1. they are just too trash to git gud 2. To show off their "strategizing"skills. Or 3. They realize they're to trash to get kills so they again "flock together" to win. The most annoying thing you will find from these creatures, are that they will kill you when the game is already over and dance on you while beating your corpse.
Player: Bro why the hell are those people teaming on just that one dude?
Player 2: Oh those people are just Birds ignore those fags
Savage: BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER, FLOCK TOGETHER HUH?
One of the Birds: I'm gonna bite your chode off X(
Player 2: Oh those people are just Birds ignore those fags
Savage: BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER, FLOCK TOGETHER HUH?
One of the Birds: I'm gonna bite your chode off X(
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