Alex Fencheck

A short ass loser

That Alex Fencheck kid is so short

by 85634524512qws March 30, 2023

Alex Hoochie Poochie

An Alex Hoochie Poochie, is someone named Alex Gooch that has a massive penis

Wow! he must be an Alex Hoochie Poochie

by OfficialFoundingFathers December 4, 2020

Alex

Alex is one of the worst people you will ever meet, he will not show you love or support and he is always a complete dick. If you ever find an Alex make sure to get rid of him right away.

Hey I found an Alex

Omg get rid of him right away he will ruin you

by Just me doit February 24, 2019

Alex

A asian that keeps using the word nigga, he may be hot but he so eshay u wanna puke. Stay strong alex u stupid motherfucker

Hey Alex what’s up

Alex: FUUUUUUCK OFF U STUPID BIIIIIIIIIITCH

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by Finn wolfhard’s wife March 21, 2020

Alex

Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.

"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."

"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."

by diditookme November 24, 2021

Alex

Alex is the kind of person to write his own definition nice but kinda nerdy his fine altogether

Alex is one of my friends

by SprinkleDinkle November 11, 2021

Alex Ed Miller

Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.

“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”

by xAybann March 30, 2023