April 29th

The hottest person was born on this day.Thats all you gotta know

Todd:Bro do you know what day it today?
Marcus:Uh yeah it’s april 29th?so what?
Ashley:ITS APRIL 29TH???the hottest person to face this earth’s birthday!!!

by #1 ass eater April 2, 2023

April 24th

Dominic day!

"hey did you hear April 24th is international r@pe day?"

"I bet Dominic will have fun"

by notdominic April 24, 2021

april fools day

You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.

A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then

by cows are better than humans May 27, 2018

April 20th

April 20th, also known as “Crimson” day, is a day to celebrate the color and/or things associated with the world. Things associated with this day, for example Crimson_Ruler, are usually considered high-class.

A : Are there any holidays today?
B: Yeah, April 20th, A.K.A. it’s Crimson day!

by CrimsonRuler April 18, 2021

April 10th

Mutual Masterbation day

Friends with benifits would say: hey want it’s April 10th we gotta do Mutual Masturbation today, even if we can’t meet up we will just do it over the phone

by Captineightyfiveincher April 10, 2021

April 10th

National send your girlfriend dick pics day

(girl): It’s April 10th
(boy): why didn’t you remind me earlier ;)

by uglyassbitchx April 9, 2022

13 april

The International DM Your Tits to your favorite Twitter guy.

On this day, you are allowed to dm your tits to your favorite guy on Twitter. Enjoy it guys

Girl 1: Oh shit it’s 13 April. I don’t know what picture should i send.

Girl 2: send for what?

Girl: For the International DM Your Tits Day!!

by Better Call Chevi August 2, 2021