ur mom

ur mom means ur mom lol yeah or like a stupid joke yeah

"do you know the time?"
"ur mom"
"you're an ass"
"that's what she said"
"istg"

by jikookmyeverything >3< October 6, 2021

clinched ur nose

to clinched your nose is to stop your lie

clinched ur nose - to not lie fully

by recool August 14, 2011

ur mom

she sucks my cock everyday

I fucked your mom last night

by juhgyftdrtfygjhk March 7, 2022

i slept w/ ur mom

1. usually used by kids who think they are cool but really are not at all
2. a really stupid overrated comeback

Person A: oh, i slept so bad last night
Person B: yeah, and i slept w/ ur mom

by ur moum October 30, 2022

Ur Mom

Hot

“Ur mom is very attractive and hot”

by ShadowOmega April 13, 2022

Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

ur race ace

The true height of modern insult, to refer to one's interlocutor's entier race as being of the asexual variety.

1: ur mom gay
2: ur granpap a trap
1: ur race ace
2: *disintegrates into a cloud of dust*

by squidward4communism May 15, 2018