chris cannie

All around god who fucks niggers to stay fit!
by ScripZero December 07, 2016
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I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid
by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024
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chris is baby

chris is baby
by stick bih October 23, 2019
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Chris Bucknell

Usually a VCE computing teacher and it’s most common habitat is in his office preying on young children. He spends his days eating biscuits 24/7 and throwing pieces of chalk at kids. Usually a very sad, depressed individual and likes to call him self Buckers or Buckets.
Chris Bucknell just ate 3000 biscuits
by jv.pro November 27, 2021
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Always Chris

Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
by BillStuff January 06, 2023
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Chris Hemsworth

Hot saxy man

Plays captain american in justice league
Chris Hemsworth
by DylanWilliams69420 April 08, 2021
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