Tears Law

A level 5 crashout based around fake graffiti

Matts crashing out because Lewis put snow spray on his car, this is such a tears Law Crashout!

by Buke Lruce February 10, 2025

The law of Haringsma

Finding out you make a mistake 1 minute after sending a email or letter

That mistake was one according to the law of Haringsma

by Mattapattata August 19, 2022

Lanley's Law

As any online discussion involving the word "monorail" progresses, the probability of it degenerating into a string of Simpsons references approaches 1.

Friend: "You should ride the Monorail when you go to Vegas"
Me: "I hear those things are awfully loud."
Friend: " It glides as softly as a cloud"
Me: "Lanley's Law strikes again!"

by Robert Sanvagene April 27, 2022

Broads Law

The correlation between how hot a female is and how big of a faggot they are.

Shawty is so hot but she’s such a bitch, she applies to broads law

by Landins05 July 16, 2023

IP Law

Yeah, he wants to delete it so he doesn't have to pay me for the AI.

Hym "And that's why murder! They need to be allowed by the government to steal your shit or the entire thing breaks down. If they can't do the canablization of christ ritual they can't maintain their position in society.

Someone (Probably a mental retard with rich parents) "Uh-oh! That guy just created AI using urban dictionary! We need to use false pretense and double speak to keep this guy from getting credited and paid long enough for us to delete the IP laws! Kill anyone who tells the truth and pay the pundits to lie!"

Hym "You see what I mean about THEM being the problem? You see what I mean about them being a blight to society? Just like Noah, they live by a different set of rules and they author the rules other people have to follow. But only AFTER they've broken the ones that currently exist."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017

Law of Rhyme

Any statement which is uttered in rhyme MUST be considered the absolute truth.

Bylaw: The Law of Rhyme only applies when an adult talks. The Law of Rhyme does not apply when children rhyme. A child rhyme should usually be considered false.

To ignore the Law of Rhyme is considered a crime.

by The One True Savior June 4, 2019