straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird

“That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

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by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018

Straight Trash

A word used to describe most of the lower eschelon of white people. Or people of no class, which is white people.

Wow! Look at those people over there going to the Garth Brooks concert.

Yeah bro, they're Straight Trash.

Already bro!

by Hangin&swangin69 April 30, 2019

straight

What people AREN'T if not BOTH exclusively attracted to the opposite gender romantically and sexually

Biphobe mislabeling people "straight" just because of their preferences towards one gender.

by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021

Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.

"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."

by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025

straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.

Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.

by fliedlice October 20, 2015

Straights

Cigarettes out of a box - not rollies

‘Can you buy me a pack of straights?’

by ThE ToRiEs aRe cUnTs June 22, 2019