An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.
by 9692907 April 23, 2022

Hey could you help me move this couch?
Why would I do that?
The Code of the Sam's! We're both named Sam! It's what we do!
Why would I do that?
The Code of the Sam's! We're both named Sam! It's what we do!
by /H July 30, 2021

the most handsome, dumbest, funniest, respectful boy that i have ever met in my entire life. he has the prettiest eyes with the prettiest smile and he really puts effort into the things that he does for his girlfriend. he’s shy, but always builds up the courage to come up to his girlfriend. his girlfriend is the most lucky person to have him in the whole world and she loves him so much.
by angelooololol November 28, 2021

A decent guy. If he likes you, he’ll care for you. If not, he’s probably an asshole. He’s usually a pretty funny guy that doesn’t get enough recognition.
by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020

by Jaketheman69 March 2, 2019

Sam is the name of somebody who is an absolute don, if you are looking for a tall handsome man then sam is the right guy you’re looking for. Would highly recommend if any girl is looking for a relationship or anybody needs a real friend sam is the perfect person for you.
by justaregularuser November 19, 2023
