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Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
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fun punch

I gave sally a fun punch she will never forget. She had the best time.
by Funrainbowkittenjoy September 14, 2017
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Packer Punch

Packer Punch ; is a crown hit by an establishment. The government and subsidiaries Packer Punch. Also see khayyam
The K.I.R. to it's nemeses, pledge they can Packer Punch when or if required, but blow it's cover in doing.
by Bryn Benn April 13, 2020
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punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?
Will: you should stop punching mattresses.
by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023
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punch the donut

"Ouch! You punched my donut!"

Punch the donut
by eldoot December 21, 2019
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punching cotton

The action of doing something with the intent to do some damage but unexpectedly doing no damage.
Alex yelled "You are useless" at Nick but he just smiled back at him. Alex felt like he was punching cotton.
by WordsOfGold February 20, 2025
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tongue punching

Punching an asshole with your tongue
I like it when someone is tongue punching my asshole.
by Pharmchix September 17, 2017
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