i shitted in my pants

i shitted in my pants
by 7568ino January 14, 2024
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Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.
Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 05, 2022
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Cheetah pants

When you wait to long to poop and leave dots in your undies.
by NicBri November 27, 2016
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rant pant

At the end of a rant when someone needs to catch their breath from exhaustion.
Excuse my rant pant. I still...mean...what I said...
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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Waterproof pants

The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.
Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.
by Pete442 May 30, 2018
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you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself
- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"
by idiommaster October 16, 2023
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